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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Coffee, almond croissants and freshly fallen snowpants

Holy hell, who doesn't love the crisp and doughy, flaky, deliciousness of a French almond croissant heaping with enough heavenly, sugary snowpowder to make you weep?

s'il vous plait?

I recommend that under no circumstances, regardless of events or conditions, should you ever eat such powdered deliciousness while dressed to a tee in grown-ass work attire and en route to a meeting with the District Attorney.

It sifts rather heavily onto fancyslacks, smudges, and makes quite the spectacle out of dark polyester-cotton blends.

Oh dear...

Let's all make some better mistakes tomorrow.


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