Jumpstart the jolly, good day with a splash of green milk to the ol' Lucky Charms.
A nutty Irishman or a traditional Irish coffee (both which include all four food groups: alcohol, coffee, caffeine, fat)
A feasty plate of Irish cheeses.
A healthy holiday dose of Vitamin G, the liquid beef.
...and a bit o' the green
Gather up your pots of gold, your rainbows, four leaf clovers, and the magically delicious what nots for a day that's seething with good cheer and luck.
Happy Wearing o' The Green to you.
Now go gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.