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Showing posts with label chocolate. Show all posts

Friday, March 15, 2013

Whiskey Business

Jack Daniels is a bourbon

Only whiskey with a Kentucky origin can be called bourbon.

Bourbon is distilled in Bourbon County

William Wallace is seven feet tall!

Myths! Falllacies! Uncertainties! Lies!


just-mini-bourbons.com

Who brought whiskey to America?

This is certain to be an endless debate 
(and a topic you may wish to avoid around Irish and/or Scottish gatherings of sorts).

whiskey/whisky? tomato/tomäto?

There are many myths and confusion surrounding the whiskey/bourbon debate.

For clarity,

Whiskey is defined by Dictionary.com as 'an alcoholic liquor distilled from a fermented mash of grain, barley, rye or corn, and usually containing from 43 to 50 percent alcohol'

While Bourbon is defined as 'a whiskey distilled, chiefly in the US, from maize, especially one containing at least 51 percent maize and aged in charred white-oak barrels'

American Bourbons


The two are often used interchangeably.

I must at this time interrupt myself to seek permission for a bit of storytime. Permission granted? Yes?
Why thank you kindly!

Ahem...

Once upon a time, descendants of European countries (including the Irish and Scottish) set sail to sea (say it 5x fast) to find America.

They brought with them the process of distillation (a concentration of alcohol via vaporization and condensation), and it is said that they toted more alcohol than water as they set forth to the new world.

As all settled in the new 'This Land is My Land', the resident Native Americans were introduced to the process of distillation allowing their fermented fruits to lend themselves to future alcoholism.

Barley, rye, and wheat were the key ingredients for creating the distilled spirit. Seeing that we had little barley and vast amounts of corn available as natural resources, maize soon replaced wheat in the process. Thus revealing the birth of whiskey in America as the adored lovechild of corn, rye, wheat, and a charcoal barrel aging process.


The answer to 'How do you spell whisk(e)y?'

The answer is... both ways
whisky is from Canada, Japan, Scotland or Wales
while whiskey indicates that it originates from Ireland or America

For the record, whisky is the correct American spelling according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms decree created in 1968. Nevertheless, many distilleries had been producing the goodstuff for quite some time using the letter 'e', and elected to avoid this, which is why you'll find both spellings in the United States, or what I like to call 'cowboy country'. 

We seem to enjoy making things complicated around these parts. Henceforth, America's aversion to the metric system.

So Bourbon is simply the name for American whiskey. It does not have to be distilled in Bourbon County, Kentucky. It can be distilled anywhere in the United States.

That being said, should you ever set foot into a bar and are served Jack Daniels when ordering bourbon,  I suggest you quietly leave. A good bourbon should stand on its own. If you do enjoy bourbon and coke however, order it with Jack in lieu of a top-shelf variety. Spend your hard-earned moneybucks elsewhere.

Being armed with this knowledge, it is now your duty to drink whiskey (responsibly of course!)


a whisky fueled vehicle?

I demand it

The villagers have spoken.
She's gone aw'rye!

I'll take mine in a standard whiskey or sherry glass.
Neat-o, with a wee side of room temperature water, and a straw to pick up just a few droplings.
Merci beaucoup.
Cheers!

Cheese Tip:

Tastecheck the Midnight Moon Chevre, a goaty from California's very own Cypress Grove. Its sweet toffee finish paired with the oaky and caramel smoothness of a Four Roses Bourbon is a toothsome delight.


You mustn't forget the dark chocolate.



The polyamorous marriage of these three magical treats combined is a certain bliss of another kind...

Enjoy the weekend my friendfolks.

Don't forget to throw thunderbolt smiles at those who try to stand in your pathway.

x
     

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Sticky Pudding Parties and Holly Jolly Follies

The wintry, December, yuletide has arrived in full force, and before all the "Holly Jolly Christmas" hustle and bustle that comes with this most wonderful time of the year commences, I decided to treat my friendmates to an early break of the holiday kind.

  My initial thoughts were to host a holiday fete where each guest brings all needed materials to carry out an action from a holiday song, non-denominational of course.

For example, a guest could bring chestnuts and plan to roast them over an open fire, as is done in "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,"

Drink "Gin and Tonicas" from Adam Sandler's popular "Happy Hanukkah,"

or bring figgy pudding from "We wish you a Merry Christmas."

Shortly thereafter, I realized it was going to be far too complex an event to organize within the narrow window of time I had to arrange something that would coincide with our annual Ocean Beach Holiday Parade, a silly, beach-themed, eclectic, holiday parade perfectly suited for eccentrics.


It was decided that it would be a Sticky Pudding Party yielding a variety of holiday puddings such as, figgy pudding, plum pudding, and rice pudding.

Following this, I realized that making three types of pudding was going to go far beyond what I was willing to carry out in one given afternoon.

The end result?

Rice pudding, desserts, mulled wine, spiced bourbon cider and fantastical holiday cheese.


Featuring Pierre Robert a decadent triple cow cream, Red Hawk a sinful washed rind variety, Truffle Tremor a velvety goat meets earthy truffly treat, and a holiday white cranberry stilton beauty, adorned with edible metallic-shelled, chocolate covered, hazelnut embellishments.


"Baby it was cold outside", but we all kept warm and toasty with the "Peace on earthy" goodness of my holiday pudding, spiced bourbon cider and enough steamy, mulled wine to get the hearts-a-flowing with much mistetoe'ing. 


Guests brought potlucky items, and additional booze to drink to the Dickens.


Why even my homemade Chilean Malbec made its inaugural appearance. 

And it was actually fit for human consumption, what a relief!



We wore our holiday finest, the white fuzzy trimmed Santa hats, and the rockin' "pa-rum-pa-pum-pumtastic" outfits of red and green for the festive occasion. Costumes were highly encouraged for the event, and no one was allowed to be a scrooge!

Thereafter, in an "over the river and through the woods" sort of festive manner (over the river and through the woods meaning a two-block walk) we made our merry way to the 33rd Annual Ocean Beach Holiday Parade, which commenced sharply at 5:05pm, OB time.
 
the VW bug run

a tree-topped spectacle

Santa Yoda taking in the sights

the man in red himself

our seaside tree, OB style

  What an arsekicking parade, I believe it's safe to say we were all be pleased as "Partridges in pear trees." It was certainly sweeter than anything any of us could find "Away in a manger", and I trust that my guests all slept a "Silent Night" afterwards.

even our reindeer pup!

Hot cups of cheer, holiday pudding, reindeer games, and all the fun was had.

I am fully prepared for the holiday hurry now, although I have to admit I may need to avoid certain someplaces which play incessant traditional holiday music.

Believe me I don't want to hear what Mariah Carey wants for Christmas anymore than you do.

x
         

Saturday, June 16, 2012

The doings and whatnots of yesternight

A beautiful eve of cheese, chocolate and wine for dinner?

Why, yes!


As fate would have it, the 5th Annual San Diego Wine, Cheese and Chocolate Festival benefitting the Women's Museum of California transpired (and inspired) as expected.


Hundreds took to the vibrant tiled courtyard of the Spanish Village Art Center, for an evening of frolic and fun in the quaint village atmosphere.


The Nothing Bundt Cakes folks showed up to share their delicate little red velvet minis.


While local winemakers came out from all corners of the region to unveil their delicious goods.


Owners of Pure Cupcakes, Mary Sarain and Lori Schneider were present and kindly sharing their fine chocolatey wares.



Chocolate...



Chocolate...


Chocolate...


...and then, there was chocolate wine.


Taste Cheese staff members kindly bestowed us with a taste of "Ewephoria", a butterscotch sweet and caramelly sheep's milk cheese, a gouda style little delicacy.


No shortage of mini cupcakes here!


Crepes stuffed with the good stuff. 
The chocolate-hazelnutty, Nutella goodstuff, that is. 

The eve was followed by a smashing game of fireplay. Here's a silly bit of my evening fire fan show recorded by my dear and fiercely talented friend, Thee Barron Von Richter.


I'm especially fond of my underclothing adjustment at 1:47, and the silly ballerina bit at 1:58.

Methinks I'll commission a "fan" club for such "fan"tastic fun from here on out.


Ah, an evening of artisanal cheese, specialty wines, chocolates so fine,

...and fire.

Oftentimes, I am just swept from right under my feet with the tons of awesome I get out of these completely incongruent interests and fancies of mine.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Happy weekend whatnots my kith and kin.

x
       

Saturday, May 5, 2012

¡Saludes, señoras y señores!

¡Good day my friends and feliz Cinco De Mayo a todos!

Not to be redundant and repeat myself, but considering that the real Mexican Independence Day is actually on September 16, why not skip the Coronas and invite the amigo academy over for an evening of tequila tasting?

Offer your compañeros a three course meal with tequila pairings

course numero uno:
A silver variety for spicy, guajillo-peppered, lemony ceviche


dos:
a reposado with a browned chicken mole main attraction


and el tres:
an anejo with a chocolate crepe topped with a bit of dulce de leche for a decadent, sweet-toothy finish.

Alternatively, you can save the iron chef comida-off for the sixth of May, where you can sleep in on the seventh of May, or any other calendar day deemed worthy of a fine meal. 
You deserve it (and I'm inviting myself over for dinner).

Cheese tip:
Mexican cheeses are surprisingly mild, not espicy. Try a manchengo viejo from from the Spanish region of La Mancha (and home of Don Quixote). Adorn it with a jalapeño sliver on it, not in it.

...

And if perchance, you happen to know of a talented mariachi suitmaker, I'm in desperate need of a referral. I could use a mean charro suit, a la three amigo style, with heaps of silver jingle-jangles. Fitted of course, with a few firey red, rosebuds tucked into a señorita bun atop my head.

Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!


Have a beautiful day and night, my friends.

Play safe!

x
            

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

San Diego Restaurant Week - The Melting Pot Prix Fixe Menu



Choice of First/Appetizers Course

Caesar Salad crisp romaine lettuce, caesar dressing, shredded parmesan, crispy croutons, parmesan crusted pine nuts

California Salad mixed baby salad greens, roma tomatoes, walnuts, gorgonzola, raspberry black walnut vinaigrette dressing

Melting Pot House Salad crisp romaine, iceburg lettuce, cheddar cheese, fresh tomatoes, crispy croutons, sliced egg, choice of peppercorn ranch dressing or our sweet and tangy house dressing


Choice of Second/Main Course

Land & Sea
Beef tenderloin, filet breast of chicken, white shrimp

Signature Selection
filet mignon, white shrimp, teriyaki marinated sirloin, breast of chicken, cedar plank salmon

The French Quarter
filet mignon, breast of chicken, shrimp, andouille sausage
all seasoned with cajun spices


Choice of Third/Dessert Course

Flaming Turtle
milk chocolate, caramel, chopped pecans,
flambeed tableside

Pure Chocolate
milk, dark, or white chocolate
melted for the most pure of all fondues

The Original
milk chocolate with a swirl of crunchy peanut butter

Additional Menu Options
Seafood Trio white shrimp, sushi grade ahi tuna, cedar plank salmon

Vegetarian Prix Fixe meal available



Order the flambeed dessert for a little ring o' fire...



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Monday, September 19, 2011

San Diego Restaurant Week Series: Day 2 - The Melting Pot

(continued from Twas the Night Before Restaurant Week post)

Thought I'd stir some things up with a flashback fondue,
a Wisconsin trio in buttermilk bleu.


a bowl filled with cube bits of various breads,
ramikins stuffed with veggies and fruit go aheads.

mixed baby greens topped with gorgonzola crumbles
a satisfied stomach that no longer rumbles


more rapid than eagles the courses the came, 
I took to delight as Krystal recited their names.


a course of delicious, enticing dessert,
I continued to eat 'til my belly did hurt.


for eating your way through the week's very best,
beholds a dining adventure unlike all the rest.


a chocolatey, fire-lit feast out of dreams,
I hope when I'm done I don't burst at the seams!



x
         




Sunday, May 29, 2011

The finest of family brunches

Mother's Pozole rojo
hominy and slow cooked pork stew



herb coated capricho cabra cheese
from Spanish Murciana goats


tangerine and ginger caipirinhas

epicurious.com

Creamy, spreadable koko gouda with coconut cream and white chocolate


Spend time with your family.

x
            
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